Whites 11 Blues 16 (ish)

We were unlucky though, 6 of their goals were deflected. Really, they were. It was like a Frank Lampard benefit match. So this is what it's come to, football bad beat stories.

With 27 goals shared between 10 players my brace turned out to be a below average haul. I was quite pleased with the first one, skipped round the keeper and finished left-footed from a tight angle. The second was a diving header, which sounds quite impressive, but in fact it was from about one yard. It was a good job we nicked a couple at the end to make the scoreline, erm, more respectable. If 11-16 could lay claim to any respectability. Everything's relative.