Marvellous

"Before the match Fernando Morientes, Peter Crouch, Robbie Fowler and Djibril Cisse had managed one goal between them in 51 combined hours on the pitch. By the end Fowler had netted his first since his return from Manchester City and Morientes and Crouch had both got on the scoresheet - with young full-back Stephen Warnock also weighing in with his first for the club."

Good job they didn't play any more injury time. The frigging tea lady might have come on and scored. Oh well, a mile is good as a miss ...