Do Shut Up (2)

Bobby Charlton is wringing his hands again at those perfidious foreigners and their dastardly unsettlement of Cristiano Ronaldo.

"They link themselves to whoever they feel fit and it's not right," United legend Charlton told BBC Five Live. "I don't think it's a correct way to go about their business."

Charlton added: "I can see no reason at all why he should want to play for another club. It's really destabilising for both the club and the player to have all this speculation about his future. All of it is coming from abroad and none from our club."

Two words for you : Owen Hargreaves. Tell you what, four more : shut the fuck up. And what does this tell us about the state of the BBC ? How could anyone painstakingly write all that bollocks down in their notebook without being tempted to ask exactly how that's different to United tapping Hargreaves up. You'd think they have little to lose given that Alex Ferguson already refuses to speak to them. If I was the BBC (and I'd do the same with Bolton) I'd tell them where to go. If the organ grinder's not speaking to us, we're not wasting any time listening to the monkeys.