Football / Corruption Shock

Quite the least surprising thing about the great bungs expose is that everyone who gets caught comes out with the classic Grobbelaar defence - "Ah ha, I was just saying that to find out who he was working for". Yeah great. And I suppose you and your friends drive around in a van solving mysteries all the time. Or at least every Tuesday afternoon (those were the days).

Back in the real world though, if I was just pretending to do something completely corrupt in order to nobly investigate the problem myself, the first thing I would do is contact the authorities to keep them informed and make sure I was in the clear from the start, right ? Right ? Where'd he go ? He was here a minute ago ...