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Friday, December 09, 2005

Lie Back And Think Of Ingerlund

Germany Backs Bigger Brothels To Fight World Cup Sex Explosion

Makes sense really, supply and demand. It's a nice thought, that emergency hookers will be bussed in to meet demand. Presumably in special buses with leopardskin seats. And although we shouldn't laugh, I did enjoy "During the World Cup all forms of sexual exploitation must be shown the red card."

All in all, keen punters should root (haha) for England being drawn to play in Berlin, rather than Cologne. I don't much like the sound of a "sex garage". Just imagine dropping your pants and your lady of choice sucking her breath in through her teeth and saying "nahhh, I don't like the look of that mate. Gonna cost ya, that is".


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